annalogue

"Mommy, I love you more than crocodiles."

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:28:15 -0700

“Mommy, I love you more than crocodiles.”

- Nina

There Was a Stream of Aliens Story and Illustration by Nina...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:37:43 -0700

There Was a Stream of Aliens

Story and Illustration by Nina Foster

Once upon a time there was a perfect planet and Wendy and Kaida were going to have a good time and a play date. So Wendy called and said “Hello, do you want to come to my house for a play date?” and he said “Yes.”

The End.

Kangaroo Zoo I took Nina and Grey to Kangaroo Zoo (link to...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:25:14 -0700

Kangaroo Zoo

I took Nina and Grey to Kangaroo Zoo (link to come) today while Ramona was at school. I wish I could do that every day. Besides being fantastic fun for Nina it’s a parents dream. They have sofas, wi-fi, computers, snacks and newly added massage chairs. If you have younguns get there. Just do it.

"Mommy, could you hold my imaginary crown in your purse for a minute?"

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:33:38 -0700

“Mommy, could you hold my imaginary crown in your purse for a minute?”

- Nina

An Awkward Moment

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:38:46 -0700

At the grocery store today, as we passed a stranger that had dark circles under his eyes, Nina yelled out: Hey! He looks like a Zombie!

What do you say to that? I was stunned. The stranger was too, then he laughed.

The swelling has gone down and she looks so much less like a...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:02:57 -0700

The swelling has gone down and she looks so much less like a zombie with this new do.

Photo

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:01:42 -0700

Nina's Sandwich of the Week

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:31:07 -0700

PB and Cheese

"I want to tell those guys at KUER 90.1 that I got bit by a dog so people don’t think I’m..."

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:18:23 -0700

“I want to tell those guys at KUER 90.1 that I got bit by a dog so people don’t think I’m a zombie.”

- Nina

When Animals Attack Nina doesn’t love dogs as much as she...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:26:00 -0700

When Animals Attack

Nina doesn’t love dogs as much as she did an hour ago. She’s better now though because she got a sticker AND a sucker.

Neurontin How do I love thee, let me count the ways: She goes...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:36:00 -0700

Neurontin

How do I love thee, let me count the ways:

She goes to sleep AND stays asleep!
Your anti-convulsant qualities are shortening her seizure clusters.
She only complains for things I can provide (food, bathroom, fun).
Much less screaming when moving her leg.
She’s way more patient…but maybe that’s because you make her really drowsy.
And there are all those unknown side effects, like most medicines.
Will you damage her kidneys or her liver?
Marijuana provides pain relief and seizure control without the side effects.
I wish medical marijuana was legal in Utah.
Neurontin, you should be jealous of the Ganja.
Where can I score some weed.

Nina’s Pick for Dinner PB and Turkey Sammie with Soy Milk.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:50:00 -0700

Nina’s Pick for Dinner

PB and Turkey Sammie with Soy Milk.

Nudes It’s 65 degrees in this room. It would appear that...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:15:00 -0700

Nudes

It’s 65 degrees in this room. It would appear that these nudes take after their way hot dad. And I mean that in all its forms.

The Blobby Monster Dragon By Nina Once upon a time there was a...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:38:00 -0700

The Blobby Monster Dragon

By Nina

Once upon a time there was a lot of people outside and the volcano was eruffing of the day and night of any kind of things. One time Thents Arkents. The other day the volcano wasn’t eruffing as the other day of night. The End.

Somebody is feeling much better and has been attending school...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:38:36 -0700

Somebody is feeling much better and has been attending school for the past week, but I’m not naming names. You’ll have to guess. I’ll give you a hint…it rhymes with Lamona.

Date My Avatar Here we see Nina and many of her...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:08:00 -0700

Date My Avatar

Here we see Nina and many of her “friends” watching an inappropriate* music video.

They watched it 12 times.

In a row.

*about dating in cyberspace…she’s 4…thus, inappropriate

Ahhhh, joy

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:59:00 -0700

Ahhhh, joy

Nina made a new friend she named “Winda.” She is...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:48:36 -0700

Nina made a new friend she named “Winda.” She is excited that we get to keep him.

Overheard

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:37:52 -0700

Camille: Ramona! Stop knocking over my drink or I'm gonna break your face!

Nina: Don't break Ramona's face! She's my best friend!

On the Way to School

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:12:14 -0700

Nina was excited to see a mound of grass in the middle of 1800 South. I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was a dead porcupine.